I got my room back! The space NASA thingie went well, so they stayed last night, then left about 10 this morning. I let my room air out for about three hours (to get out the old people smell), and so now my room is back to normal. Grandpa (he was the one who stayed in my room, not my uncle Joe. He freaks me out. I don't know, I guess that it has to do with the hair longer than mine, and the ... Yeah, he scares me.) left his National Geo though. Gotta trash that.
We were watching tv when it started to go out. I was just starting to chat with Bri at this time. Everything went out. The tv, the phone, and the internet. I knew something was wrong when Bri sent "hey wats up" and went offline. I was like "Dude, WTF?" but then I refreshed my page, and Op. The internet was gone. Darn, I was doing the other bits about yesterday.
So while Comcast was out, we went down to the Premium Outlets in St. Augustine. We went to Aero, where I got more jeans that aren't faded and don't have any holes (Yet), and a shirt. Julie had gift cards, so she got more. Meh, mine disappeared on me. Then we walked to the Bealls Outlet (smaller than the store) where Mom was trying to get me into "younger clothes" and out of the "grandma" clothes I wear now. "Why are you hiding?" was her question. I'm not hiding, I just dress decently most of the time, and truely, I don't have alot to "show". Nope, I'm content with the clothes I have now. You know the white shirt that I roll the sleeves up on? She calls that "grandma style". What the fambusel? It's not grandma, it what I like. It's in, it's now, it's not old. I wear what I like.
Just FMLed that.
Ok, so while she was looking for a white, long-sleeved dress shirt, we went into Brookes Brother Outlet. Ah I had fun. How was I having fun, you may wonder? I was driving the people mad my carefully putting creases in pressed shirts, moving ties slowly to the right, turning shoes so they face a little bit to the south, and making all the shirts on a rack nice and even, except for one sticking up. I didn't get to see their reaction, but I bet it drove them mad.
"What the flem is that?!?! A tie! Out of place! Who did this?! I swear, if it the same person that did the shirts, I will gasp and fall dramatically to the floor." Lol, fun.
So after BB, we went to Dress Barn. Did the same thing there. It will actually keep you entertained, and will make anybody watching roll with laughter. Julie didn't think I was funny. I did that, I'm a comedy genius now. She was rolling. It's simple, do this next time you're at a store that likes things nice and orderly. Follow these steps:
- Go around the store, moving shirts a little bit out of place. Ex.: if a stack of shirts is nice and tidy, mess up the top one by tilting it, and moving it out of place.
- Any shoes you see that are being modeled, move them to look normal or even crazy. Ex: almost flip a shoe. One shoe, not the other.
- On clothing racks, fix everything to be nice and even. Then pick a few to stick a shoulder out above the rest. Ex: mormal, normal, normal, stick out, normal, stick out...
- Flip hangers around on hanging shirts. Ex: all the hangers face on way. Take a few of those hangers, and flip them so the shirt is facing the right way, but the hanger top it backwards.
Lol, that was alot of fun.
Once back at home, we had to go to a work picnic. It was so fricken hot! I couldn't get in the pool either. that's where I discovered never get cotton candy on a hot day, it'll melt.
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