Eh ry

Ok, just finished eating breakfast, suprisingly still hungry (Hi! I'm a girl, and I eat like a teenage boy!).
But that's not the funny part. My mom has a bite or sting on her finger (It's huge! She can't even bend her finger, it's swelled up sooo much.), and she developed a headache (Either just a headache or it's from the bite.). Then she got all tense. My dad was trying to put his hand on her shoulder, but she cringed away the times he tried (No, they are not fighting. She was just tense.). He said,"You're so tense," and mae chainsaw noises. I called her a chainsaw, and now I'm listening to "The Lumberjack" by Jackyl. It's an awesome song, because a chainsaw is actually in it, making music. Awesome.
It's an eh song, thought it was funny until I typed it out...